Last Kiss

I'm extremely hungry for a kiss!! A kiss you might say, yes a kiss...I want to be kissed!! It's been longer then I would like to remember and my last kiss was not something that I want or should remember, it was a snaggle tooth kiss!!! Yes I said it, a snaggle tooth kiss and this was his snaggle tooth not mine, for my teeth are perfect!!! It was almost as bad as my first kiss which involved me being so nervous that my tongue coiled all the way back to snuggle with my hangy ball which then left the tongue of my dream boy TMT (Tyler Marce Tummons, or Totally Marvelous Tushy) searching for my tongue and probably freaking out for not being able to find it. Needless to say it was the last time I kissed that particular boy and lets not assume that I'm a bad kisser. Since my first kiss I have been told many a times that I am quite good...(ok only 3 but I've only kissed 3 guys since then so that's pretty good.) Anyways I just need a kiss, a soft, tousled kiss...I wouldn't freak out if there was a hand in the hair, actually I would like it quite a bit!!! Ok so now to find a guy to kiss, that's a little bit tricky seeing as how I don't touch strangers no exceptions!! Ok and then there is the fact that I'm not good with skin or lips touching either and I HATE spit!!! So I think what I will do is continue watching Chocolat and fantasize about kissing Johnny Depp, because just fantasizing about kissing Johnny is better then real life kissing with any old regular guy!!