I have decided to place the blame on someone for this awful, uncomfortable thing that happens more times than I wish to discuss...I really think someone is to blame and I know that it's not me. If it were me I would say goodbye to my lovely and never failing period, but somehow someone decided to make it stick. Honestly it could be anyone, lets see.... I could start small and blame the old man that I passed at the grocery today, he had a cane and a brown hat on..HE'S THE ONE, or I could go a little deeper and blame my mother because well lets face it I blame her for everything or maybe just a little deeper and Damn the Man again. (Mike are you responsible for my period?) Alright I'm going to go all the way here and place the blame on Eve for eating the fruit off the tree that was obviously forbidden, I'd also like to blame her for my debt, because of her I have to spend my money on clothes and processed food and rent....EVE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? You see this thing is really starting to nag at me and become a cramp in my side!! Not only am I in pain but I am BLEEDING from my hoohaa, and ya know what that's not even the worst part of it. Today my own reflection scared me, I blame the period for this, it has never happened before and most likely if it does happen again it will be around this same time next month...but I swear when I turned around there was another girl looking straight at me and baby it wasn't me!! I also hate this time of month because I'm extremely emotional, I'm such a sad pathetic girl that I actually feel bad for everyone who has to see me in such a state of despair...it's really not attractive to wallow around feeling sorry for oneself for being alone and no one touching her.....SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO BE TOUCHED BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME!!! Yes I said it...I touch myself (not right now, that's just a mess waiting to happen) I do I touch myself and any other women that says otherwise is a liar and should really do some soul searching. To all who go through this each month I say lets ban together and change our cycles, perhaps deleting this time of the month forever, we don't need this, no we will figure out a way to reproduce without it!!! You may think that I'm just a dreamer but a little song comes to mind from someone I like to call Bob Dylan:
Dream dream dream dream
Dream dream dream dream
Whenever I DON'T want you
All I have to do is dream
Dream dream dream dream
Dream dream dream dream
When I DON'T want you in my mind
And I DON'T need you to hold me tight
Whenever I DON'T want you
All I have to do is dream
Dream dream dream dream
Dream dream dream dream
I may have tweaked the song a little but that's the only way it would have made sense...are we together ladies or have your officially decided that I may not be quite right in the head?
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Ironic really but I am also on my bloody monthly curse and I am pissed. I woke up yesterday feeling like someone stuck 100's of toothpicks in my crotch. I felt frumpy and fugly. It was a bad day. I have a chin zit and a zit on each cheek. No man understands....I ask you penis heads....How would "you" like to bleed from the crotch? You just turn your head in disgust.....no, dont turn away...this is real it is happening to women everyday. Anywho, I feel ya!
Bleeding together one day at a time,
MorningSunrise
Well we have more in common then we think. I want to thank you for reminding my about the man's roll in this, they are always so grossed out and disgusted when the period is even mentioned...it drives me nuts!!! I'm sorry I have to cut this reply short, my sisters just called wanting some teeth whitening strips....it's high priority you know!!! Talk to you later.
Bleeding together one day at a time,
This one really hits home with me darling. I used to get in such bad moods every time it hit me. ANGER ANGER ANGER! But these days it's depression depression depression. Whatever it is I think we can blame everyone and anyone we choose for this horrible curse on women, it's definitely our right to do so.
It was great to get this off my chest thanks darling!
I appreciated the red writing on this one! chuckle chuckle
Bridget Jones
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