My New Friend

I have this new friend that lays down beside me every night when I go to sleep, not only then but every time I lean over to get something or tie my shoes my new friend leans over with me. My new friend keeps me warmer then I've ever been before. I've been practicing with my new friend, trying to teach my new friend tricks like perhaps whistling or dancing. My new friend seems to have the dancing down but the whistling my new friend is struggling with. You are probably wondering who exactly my new friend is, what's my new friends name, maybe you know my new friend? Well you might you just might I like to call my new friend Holiday Tummy Lard or HTL for short. My new friend seems to like that better. At first I didn't mind HTL, I actually kind of enjoyed HTL because it was a new experience to have someone or something around me that often. Going where ever I go, doing whatever I do. But then HTL started to become a bit of a problem. It started to grow, like with every living thing, but I was not prepared for it or welcoming of it. I now struggle to do anything without HTL getting in my way and though I've slowly began to get rid of HTL by moving more and eating less HTL is still sticking more then I would like. I do hope that HTL takes a hint and goes away before the summer because this year I would like to wear and bathing suit, perhaps and alarmingly sexy one and I don't want HTL showing it's ugly face, I don't want HTL practicing the tricks I once taught it when I was young and more intrigued by HTL. No I do not want HTL to dance or whistle while I'm running down the beach to the water no no no that is not what I want for this summer...so please go please go HTL go away, I promise you will always be inside me somewhere and maybe we will meet again but please for the love of everything that's important to me go away for now!!!